My Missionary Commission


I am Called of God. My authority is above that of the kings of the earth. By revelation I have been selected as a personal representative of the Lord Jesus Christ. He is my Master and he has chosen me to represent him. To stand in his place, to say and do what he himself would say and do if he personally were ministering to the very people to whom he has sent me. My voice is his voice, and my acts are his acts; my words are his words, and my doctrine is his doctrine. My commission is to do what he wants done. To say what he wants said. To be a living modern witness in word and deed of the divinity of his great and marvelous latter-day work.
-Elder Bruce R McConkie
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Poop, OJ, Stoned Drunk, Dancing and Kool Aid (6/20/2011)

haha goodness; so before I forget, if you ever send a package, MAKE sure you send koolaid packages and fruit snacks, and real quick story, last night we were walking home from an appointment and since it was sunday that is drinking day and ran into two drunk guys; way wasted out of their mind, and he would not let go of us, and tried to put my hand up his shirt, so I said heck no pulled my hand back and since he was drunk he ran right into the wall, and yesterday I hadnt pooped for about 3 days and guess it was all that rice and I pushed and pushed and pushed then it all flowed after 20 minutes, it was lovely :) more to come, gona write some more soon.
the orange juice, ALL the juices are delicious, except a few, like we tried this one elder smith and I called grass juice, which is what is tasted like straight up, I burped grass later that day, and he wouldnt stop filling up my cup so it is what is was, he used to be a bishop before he went crazy with sex and that fun stuff, but he is doing way good now, I cant stop drinking the juice though, but we are careful :) sometimes.....we were in the APs house the first night then weznt to our house, we are going shopping today!!! so stoked, going to Analakely which is the like the richest/ poorest biggest market place kind of deal, stoked, you can argue for prices too, which is the best thing, you can get nice watches which are about 10 dollars and get them for 3 dollars, so legit!!  I did bear my testimony on sunday, and I will tell you my new companion when I find him out, he will be my mother in my mission :)yes, been in home teachings, the little kids are the best, there are little things that they love so I have been learning them, been trying to talk to everyone, the language is coming au_icker and quicker, 
oh yea!! just rememebered, yesterday, we went into a family which usually has a mom, dad kids, grandma and grandpa but it was the mom, a friend, two young guys, who the two guys were stoned out of their minds, and that was probably the most awkward thing in my life, especially their clothes, bras all messed up, WAY funky dresses, watcvhing a movie hahaha, no ideq what they did, but probably wasnt healthy
We also went to a wedding and shoot that was such such good food, I took videos of the dancing but we had to leave early so didnt get everything, but got some vidoes, so no worries!! the food was the best!!!
OH!! I got fleas this week too, I counted a few days ago, at least 36, 7 on each arm, one of my butt cheek this morning.
candy that cant melt too!!Please send some. please :D!!
lol so, I told everyone to check out the blog for all the stories so Mazatoa, be diligent is the translation :) love you, keep updating me on the family, I wrote you a lot today cause I got used to the keyboard :) and a lot of stories too haha

1 comment:

  1. So you got some fleas, and the orange juice is not very good. Ryan says before you get a hemaroide to not push to hard just let it float out. I read your message about the boys you were chased, you are a strong young man, kiddo. I miss ya but know you are having a lot of wonderful fun and great experience. We will send you some hard candy. Love your Grandma Bushnell